July 11, 2010: Sort Of Fabulous Network News Update

Bellringer: Turn 17!

Action Item: Talk About Imposing On Hospitality!
- Admiral Joey 'crashed' the party at Impose this past tick, in a horrible breach of good manners (well, for anyone except Va'Tak and maybe Entradashar). By imposing on his host, Commander Farstar, he took over the day-to-day management of the planet. Next time, Commander Farstar, roll out the heavy duty, supercooled orbital 'welcome wagon' for your 'guests'.

Second Item: Leftradio Gives Regdab The Cold Shoulder!
- The only thing more 'cold' than invading someone's planet and killing their defenders is when you do it on an chilly, synthetic planet. The only thing more cold than that, is when the chilly planet is called 'Frigid' by the natives, a race of low-technology, genetically engineered penguins. Well, we'll see what happens to the penguins as the war over Frigid heats...er....up. .

Third Item: Jedi Urologists Report That Terminalfive Hath Pee!
- While surprising and perhaps a bit disturbing, the report seemed perfectly in line with something we'd expect Jedi Urologists to announce. Eventually though, after a bit of checking of the celestial ephemera, it turns out that Commander Terminalfive actually now has Hath-pi, captured from Cub Reporter (Editor's Note: Not on our staff) this past tick. The editorial staff of SoFNN has since unanymously agreed to not report on anything which Jedi Urologists might choose to comment on in the future.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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