July 14, 2010: Sort Of Fabulous Network News Update

Bellringer: Turn 19!

Action Item: Space Serpent Hammered At Midgard!
- In a somewhat forced analogy to Old Terran Norse mythology, Fnord_too was defeated by an attack fleet belonging to Fabled Commander Phable last tick, and again this tick as Fabled Phable (or perhaps FP for short, hmm?) defended against more incoming fleets. The Sxullborg bank accounts went "k-ching" as the ultranium scavengers went to work immediately. People needing a loan are advised to contact FP directly so they can be refused with the same kind, personal touch made famous by banks everywhere.

Second Item: How To Swat A Fly With An Anvil!
- A staggering fleet under the command of Hair10 landed on Jazira with a hail of bullets and confusion. The Fleet Admiral, Al "Jazira" McInvadypants is said to have complained aloud: "There were supposed to be defenders here." InvisoCommander Stegyre, in a statement made to this network, answered merely: "Now you see 'em, now you don't."

Third Item: End Of The Line Turns Out To Be Just That!
- The Black Knight landed an invasion force on End of the Line, defeating the defense assigned there by General Solitar, and many scuttlers were had by all.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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