August 22, 2010: Sort Of Fabulous Network News Brief UpdateAugustus: Turn 17!
Action Item: El Deck Furniture Es Finito!
- The biggest destruction of firepower of the tick took place at El Patio this past cycle, as the forces of Boro "Big Bad" Wolf fended off the attack fleet of Phalanx18365. Chairs were smashed, tables were sent flying, and bits of noz, and orgs, and esf's rained down on picnics across the planet. Thrown another noz on the barbie!
Second Item: Kittens Sacked!
- No, thank goodness, no one is doing evil things to kittens (Editor's note: Ah, but who really knows about them CNM, right?), rather KuddlyKittens was invaded by Sxullky Maturin, and secured by him after defeating the forces of Commander Harley just 2 cycles ago. Sure, it was a cat-astrophe for Harley, but a valuable win for Maturin, who brought his whole kit and kaboodle to the battle.
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Travail, UC News Reporter