December 5, 2010: Sort Of Fantastic Network News- Update!

Tiberius: Turn 17!

Action Item: X'ed Out!

- Commandy Andy took the HW of xXx from General Gossimer, who put up much more than a gossamer defense of the planet. The durable forces of the attacker took a pounding, but the capture of the homeworld should make it all worth while.

Second Item: He Blinded Him With Sci-ence!
- Dr. Sci defended his HW of Ghaki, stopping Commander Flat cold in the biggest fight, and largest destroyed firepower, of the cycle. The Sxullborg ult-scavengers outdid themselves, finding over 2000 ult to begin rebuilding with. News commentators are declaring the victory as a result of the Dr. "Sci-entific method".

Third Item: Mapmaker, Mapmaker, Make Me A Map!
- Thrognor returns from vacation, and commanders the Universe over have rejoiced as the evolving maps of the cycles of war are back in bright colors and all their glory. Several commanders have expressed their intensive need for the maps. In response, Thrognor told this reporter: "If you're not using Thrognor's maps, you're not paying enough ultranium to me."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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