January 1, 2011: SoFNN Interim Report

Rings 1&2: Turn 28!

Action Item: Ring 1- No Kisses Exchanged Here!!

- Captain Caruso probed the defenses of Missile Toe this past cycle, sending a zenrin monk to certain doom against the defenses of Commander "Don't steal me from children" Candi. Security officials from the planet have suggested that they have upgraded their home defense condition from Missile Toe to Athlete's Foot.

Second Item: Ring 1- The Defense Rests!
- Defenders did will this pasty cycle, as "offenders" smashed their so-called "irresistable forces" against the "immovable objects" of the defenders. Captain Caruso won a big fight against BigErn at Here Be Dragons, Commander Spudfyre subjected Travail's forces to terrible "fyre" at Spudland, and General Talespinner put the fleets of Dentritch into a "tailspin" at Vepshanu.

Third Item: Ring 2- When You Look Over Here, You See What's Unknown!
- Commander Dirkszon went smashing in to The Edge this past cycle, seizing it in a swift and definitive victory that just rode the edge of propriety. Witnesses to the attack commented: "It was an edgy move."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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