February 20, 2011: Sort Of Fabulous Network News Brief Overstated HeadlinesValerian: Turn 34, Thrax turn 13!
Action Item: Valerian- SoFNN Weather Report: It's A Scorcher!
- Things "got toasty" at Scorcher, where Bat Master "turned up the heat" on Solitar. Solitar is reported to be "a little hot under the collar".
Second Item: Thrax- "Sore-on" Sacks The Shire!
- And by "Sore-on" we mean Sentrion. (Editor's note- One Xiron to rule them all, and on three homeworlds bind them?)
Third Item: Thrax- The Light, The Heat!
- Well, not much of other as a lone probing X8 impacted against the defense of In Your Eye. Victorious defenders raised a toast, saying: "Here's mud In Your Eye!"
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Travail, UC News Reporter