February 20, 2011: Sort Of Fabulous Network News Brief Overstated Headlines

Valerian: Turn 34, Thrax turn 13!

Action Item: Valerian- SoFNN Weather Report: It's A Scorcher!

- Things "got toasty" at Scorcher, where Bat Master "turned up the heat" on Solitar. Solitar is reported to be "a little hot under the collar".

Second Item: Thrax- "Sore-on" Sacks The Shire!
- And by "Sore-on" we mean Sentrion. (Editor's note- One Xiron to rule them all, and on three homeworlds bind them?)

Third Item: Thrax- The Light, The Heat!
- Well, not much of other as a lone probing X8 impacted against the defense of In Your Eye. Victorious defenders raised a toast, saying: "Here's mud In Your Eye!"

And now, a word from our sponsor: Less-Than-Successful Antidepressant Philosophy Company- "Don't take life so seriously- no one gets out of it alive anyway."

Travail, UC News Reporter

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