February 22, 2011: Sort Of Fabulous Network News- Yesterday's News, Today!

Valerian: Turn 36, Thrax turn 16!

Action Item: Valerian- Tight Clustering At The Top!

- Only a few worlds separate the leaders of Valerian at turn 36, even as tons of battles allow swings of worlds back and forth among many. The top 5 are all within 5 worlds of each other. Analysts state that the growth curve appears somewhat Flat, but others make no Ubones about it.

Second Item: Thrax- Jakey Goes To Pick Up Girls, Ends Up With Homeworld!
- Commander Jakey27 answered an online ad, arriving at Hot Chicks this past cycle, only to find the defensive forces of commander Replay in position. Despite the unexpected encounter, Jakey kept his aplomb and took the HW in decisive victory, despite the fact that there were no chicks present at all.

Third Item: Thrax- That's Using His Noggin!
- Commander Badifacator went for the big score, taking the nuclear football into the Skull-zone and routing P_"Showin'off" from his former HW. Witnesses report that the signature monument of the HW, "Golgotha", was shattered in the attack. Badifacator told SoFNN: "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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