March 23, 2011: SoFNN- Mega News Update!
Constantine: Turn 7!Action Item: Stegyre "Smokes" Ganjje!
- Stegyre's stealth fleet steamed into Ganje this past cycle, only to discover a hidden stealth fleet helping to guard the planet. Fortunately, he brought more than enough to do the job, suffering relatively trivial losses while picking up the rights to the HSF factory on the planet. Ya mon!!!
Second Item: Rhymes With Phidippides!
- Xiron Commander ZEES took control of PHIDIPPIDES with a fleet of XMC'S and supporting units in a textbook successful attack, like carpenter BEES on TREES. Asked about the unruly population brought to heel as a result of the conquest, he told us that he was: "Fed uppa w'dese!"
Third Item: Turn 6- Shadowbane Has Glimmer Of Success, While Eyes Of God Have Seen It All!
- During the prior cycle, Commander Shadowbane waltzed into Glimmer with a decisive victory and minimal losses. Meanwhile, Helgrenze and Chadnibal had to fight it out at Eyes of God with a simultaneous arrival, and after a "Hel"lacious fight, the larger numbers of Chadnibal overcame the lethal fire of Helgrenze's XHC to pull out the (very) close win.
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Travail, UC News Reporter
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