April 6, 2011: SoFNN- Mega Update

Constantine: Turn 21!

Action Item: Yes Way!
- The planet of Noway, belonging to "I'm not a diamond, but a" Zerkon, fell to Stealth Marauder Stegyre in a devastatingly abrupt attack this past cycle. Seems like his stealth ponies are off to a gallop.

Second Item: Not Gone Fishing, But Went Boom!
- in an attack on Pocket Bear's planet of Khovar, commanders H "No Corn On My" Cobb and Brianwent bonked heads and fleets trying to take the planet. Brianwent boom, while Hcobb carried the win. Hcobb told SoFNN: "I plan to open a nightclub, but we won't be charging any Khovar fee."

Third Item: One Lost It, The Other Found It!
- Shadowbane X won a convincing victory at Foundit this past cycle, A Commander Endbringer had the end of his control of the planet bringed forcefully to his attention by the huge attack force.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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