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Need for Speed...Turn 6! !

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Action Item: If A Treedonia Falls In The Forest...
- Amazingly, the first HW capture in a speed game took place this past cycle, as Arachnon Hardluck fell upon Nozama Nuthatch like a spider falls on a hive. Or, exactly like a spider would fall on a hive. Yeah.

Second Item: Vengeance Is Mine, Saith RCola!
- And so it is, after Commander Rcola sent his hsfs in a successful attack at Vengeance this past cycle. Old Terran author William Shakespeare said about the planet: "The rarer action is in virtue than in Vengeance." Rcola told this reporter: "Hey, what are the galactic coordinates of this Virtue place anyway?"

Third Item: Release Yourself From Mental Slavery!
- Commander Ganthrithor is mostly singing his redemption song, having successfully invaded and captured Redemption this past cycle. The battle was long and arduous, which suited Ganthrithor just fine... Most of the population boiled away, feeding the vats back home.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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