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Action Item: Like A Kid With A Lollipop!
- Rab_1 put the hit on Mokat's HW this past cycle, and when the attack succeeded, his childlike victory call of Wheeeeeeeee! resounded from the planet Whee across the sector.

Second Item: AJ Runs "Rings" Around Opponent!
- Saturn fell to Admljoey's concerted attack against Sutepai this past cycle, in the second of the tick's fallen HW's. A spokesman for AJ reported that the vaT'ak commander is now afflicted with ringing in the ears, ring around the collar, and a propensity to break into a dance of "Ring around the rosey" since the victory.

Third Item: Arillus Stays Ecto, Travail Goes Plasmic!
- Arillus won an uphill battle against the upstart invader, saving his HW from a heavy duty attack. Word is Travail is suffering ventricular ectopy over the loss.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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