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June 21, 2011: SoFNN- Never Summer!

Never Summer, Turn 2!!

We're back, speeding the best of the best and the best of the worst to you since right now!

Action Item: Not Too Short To Box With God!
- Admljoey reached out his long arm to Longarm this past cycle, taking the planet in spite of the loss of his ESF. AJ told this reporter: "Hey, only one lived up to its name, the other's still alive- I should get a rebate or something!"

Second Item: Boom! Boom! Pow!
- These, in fact, are some of the sounds of Silence, at least this past cycle as Commander Mokat and his attack fleet of fanatical Black Eyed Peas fans rained death and destruction on the citizens of Silence. A spokesman for "The Liberation of Silence" refused to keep silent, telling SoFNN: "Silence must be heard!"

Third Item: A Hundred Sestinas Must Die So That One May Live!
- LegGodt sent a horde of Nozama fighters into Sestina, interrupting a poetry recital taking place there as he took control of the poetical planet easily. The former President of Sestina explained exactly what the sestina poetic form was, and how complex it was, and why the planet Sestina was integral to the arts and literature of the universe in a wonderful example of the form: http://www.bewilderingstories.com/issue197/sestina.html . LegGodt replied, through a Nozama spokesthing: "Whatever, as long as they keep turning out fighters on (or ahead) of schedule."

And now, a word from our sponsor: Emily Dickenson's First Church of Hairstylists- "Parting your hair is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell."

Travail, UC News Reporter

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	June 21, 2011: SoFNN- Never Summer! Never Summer, Turn 2!! We're back, speeding the best of the best and the best of the worst to you since right now! Action Item: Not Too Short To Box With God! - Admljoey reached out his long arm to Longarm this past cycle, taking the planet in spite of the loss of his ESF. AJ told this reporter: "Hey, only one lived up to its name, the other's still alive- I should get a rebate or something!" Second Item: Boom! Boom! Pow! - These, in fact, are some of the sounds of Silence, at least this past cycle as Commander Mokat and his attack fleet of fanatical Black Eyed Peas fans rained death and destruction on the citizens of Silence. A spokesman for "The Liberation of Silence" refused to keep silent, telling SoFNN: "Silence must be heard!" Third Item: A Hundred Sestinas Must Die So That One May Live! - LegGodt sent a horde of Nozama fighters into Sestina, interrupting a poetry recital taking place there as he took control of the poetical planet easily. The former President of Sestina explained exactly what the sestina poetic form was, and how complex it was, and why the planet Sestina was integral to the arts and literature of the universe in a wonderful example of the form: http://www.bewilderingstories.com/issue197/sestina.html . LegGodt replied, through a Nozama spokesthing: "Whatever, as long as they keep turning out fighters on (or ahead) of schedule." And now, a word from our sponsor: Emily Dickenson's First Church of Hairstylists- "Parting your hair is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell." Travail, UC News Reporter Top • Latest News • All News