July 10, 2011: SoFNN- Never Summer News Update

Never Summer, Turn 21!

We're back, speeding the best of the best and the best of the worst to you since you started paying attention!

Action Item: Homeworlds For Cheap!
- Five. Five home worlds fallen in a single turn! SoFNN would like to recognize that that is "one louder" than the four which fell 2 cycles ago. Things are really heating up this Summer!

Second Item: Got Milk But Not Got Ham!

- In the largest battle of Never Summer, invader Asgard was repelled, with authority, by Commander Bizzyguy. Ironically, the battle for Got Ham, while the largest so far in Never Summer, was NOT one of the fallen homeworlds. Bizzyguy told us in an exclusive statement: "Ragnarok has come to Asgard."

Third Item: Not MY Ex!
- Continuing on a 'tear', Hardluck took the HW of Your Ex from Commande Sobyv, as one of the five hw's which fell this cycle. As he succinctly put in a statement directed at Sobyv: "Well, it IS now Your Ex... HW."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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