July 24, 2011: SoFNN- Never Summer, The Wind Down!

Never Summer, Turn 35!

We're back, speeding the best of the best and the best of the worst to you since you started paying attention! On to the news, as the final cycles of the Mega unfold!

Action Item: Swing And A Cheremiss, Strike Three!
- Commander "Aesop's" Phable rained death and destruction down on Cheremiss. Unfortunately for him, most of the death and destruction was of his own forces, as defender His Bot-tiness Monto repelled yet another big attack. Phable had this statement for this reporter: "Oh, and thanks for attacking me, you bonehead."

Second Item: Scrap, Scrap, Scrappity Scrap!

- Horde Commander P_Schoenhoff continues to be showin' off, adding the now-former HW of General "I Shall Return" Platton to his list of accomplishments in Never Summer. Scraposphere fell, it is rumored, due to a long vacation the General took recently, but the victorious P_Schoenhoff was quick to point out: "It was not that much of a scrap-shoot."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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