November 23, 2011: SoFNN- Harvest Mega Update

Harvest Mega, Turn 24!!

Bringing you the best of the best since we started feeling like it and you started paying attention!

Action Update! New PUB opens for joins... All scanners and ground units are stealthy, in Only the shadow knows! Join now!

Action Item: Was A Lesson Actually Learned?!
- Someone got homeworld-schooled this past cycle! Commander "We're Just Friends" Platonic's HW of Lessons Learned was abruptly taken by the stealth fighter-heavy force of Commander Knightmare. Says Knightmare: "Well, it is a teaching institution, but it might not be a learning institution."

Second Item: Well, He Had A Lot!

- The luckiest Unfortunate Simian took Have A Lot from Commander "if we're not" Fraien "We're dyin'" this past cycle, in a large and conclusive battle, leaving only Fraien's real moneymaker, Cash Cow, as the remainder of a once-widespread Empire, and with a number of well armed enemies in the neighborhood.

Third Item: If You Knew Xushi, Like I Knew Xushi!

- Commander Spanos asked for a couple of maki and sashimi pieces, but his stealth fighter brigade came back with word of the capture and delivery of Xushi from Xanto Fillo this past cycle, the latest capture in the smoldering war between them. The fighting here is emblematic of the many wars flaring throughout the Universe as Harvest trundles on.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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