June 8, 2012: SoFNN- Brief Update You Win Or You Die!

You Win Or You Die, turn 3!

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Action Item: The Bachelor Gets Cancelled!

- Unfortunately, not the show- the planet, as the Nozamalama horde of Kelan The Not So Glum 'Cause It Worked invaded.

Second Item: Sting Witch Suffers Searing Pain!

- Roughly a third of the Noz forces under the command of Sting Witch were lost in an otherwise convincing victory at Searing this past cycle.

Third Item: And I Could See Daniel Waving Goodbye!

- A goodbye to freedom from oppression, some might argue, as the forces of Glax "Oh No!" took Daniel in an XMC-sparing battle.

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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