July 5, 2012: SoFNN- Final Tick Update For You Win Or You Die!

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Action Item: Last Tick of The Tock Might Be Painful!!

- There are a lot of Zenrin riding pogo sticks these days, and even if there weren't, it's THAT time of the universe, when all good (and mediocre) commanders look to see what they can swipe and what they can hold. Get ready for a wild bunch of world swings!

Second Item: Scrapworld, Well, Is!

- Talespinner sent his fleets into a tailspin by firing off a lovely load of brbv3s straight into the ultranium hopper of Cerklewski on Scrapworld this past cycle. Fully 50 tricked out Sport Utility Buggies met their doom, along with enough X 6 fighters to probably kill a death star. Recycling- it does a sxullborg good!

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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