February 11, 2013: Triple Play Underway! Turn 3!News, news, news!!
Though our staff have been lazy and lackadaisical, here we are again, bringing you the best of the best since we started feeling like it and you started paying attention!
Triple Play Action Item: Bianchi Finds Pleasant Un!!
- Commander Bianchi launched an all out assault on Pleasant this past cycle, only to find out it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. In the process, much of the 3 attacking fleets also were cracked up by the defenses of the planet. To be sure, Bianchi won the engagement and secured the planet, but the primary surviving units do not look to be going anywhere for a while.
Triple Play Second Item: Blind Eye Turned to Dr. Sci!!
- Dr. Sci sent his Noz hordes into Blind Eye this past cycle, in a mission which exploited the defense's blind spots. (Which were all.) In a statement to SoFNN, Dr. Sci stated: "We'll probably want to get some ointment on the whole planet for that."
Triple Play Third Item: UltimateQuestion No Stranger To Anguish!!
- At least he isn't now, having subjugated the planet by extinguishing its population in the white hot flames of his 4 Incinerators. The new denizens of the planet do not appear to be anguished in the least, but one wonders what will happen when the scuttlers have eaten all the carbonized native life?
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Travail, UC News Reporter