April 16, 2013: SoFNN- Elemental War Mega, Turn 11News, news, news, from the Sort of Fantastic Network News!!
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Elemental War Action Item: Silencio, Por Favor!!
- Commander Takeshi's fluid-like forces rolled over and quenched the scuttlers and military of "General" Platton at Silencio, silencioing them forever.
Elemental War Second Item: Dust Storm Dustup At Minion!!
- The airy minions of Zen at Minion were overcome by the earthy forces of "Rocky" Rukhy. Speaking of Zen, looks like Rukhy is about to do a little feng shuei.
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Travail, UC News Reporter