June 20, 2013: SoFNN Mega News Update!

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Vanilla Skies Action Item: Mine? Not Anymore It's Not!!

- Orn-Ree minequested, Eurydice bested. Ree ran with buggies and tanks, but Eurydice "taps out"- says ":PPPP Thanks."

Vanilla Skies Second Item: You're Supposed To Sink The Eightball Last!!

- Arzool lined up on the Eightball, Hardluck? Had the hardest. Two XHC's made planetfall- defense maybe not the smartest?

Vanilla Skies Third Item: Cheesemonger Goes Off The Rails On A Crazy Train!!

- Bljat went splat at Osborn Station, as "It ain't easy" gave oration: "I thought Kelly and Ozzy were going to be there!"

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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