July 3, 2013: SoFNN- Vanilla Skies, Turn 25!

News, news, news, from the Sort of Fantastic Network News!!

Turn 25- Chicago Says It's This Turn, Or 6 To 4- one or the other!!

Vanilla Skies Action Item: SJ Games Brings Back Car Wars- For Real!!

- Well, it was at least another SJ universe and a battle at CarWars this past cycle, when Oddity "Bombedbando" in a close battle. Lots of armaments were annihilated on both sides, but Oddity's forces carried the narrow victory on 4 wings and a prayer- 2 CrOrgs and a Zenrin Warrior Monk survived!

Vanilla Skies Second Item: He Had A Law, But HCobb Broke It!!

- It was tog on noz violence this past cycle, as Hcobb sent a panoply of speedy forces in to wreak havoc on Murphy. An awed innocent bystander, speaking of the loss by Arillus, said: "What do you call an attack force of 9 telekinetic bikes with side cars, 20 warrior monks on 20 scan-o-matics, and 18 bot 3's landing on your planet? Murphy's Law! Get it?" For the record, we here at SoFNN did, indeed, get it.

Vanilla Skies Third Item: New 'ED' Med Released- Take Pill With Water And Just... Addwood!!

- A big battle took place at Addwood this past cycle, as a would-be 'nozrin' commander with delusions of adequacy and Ed the Conquistador continue to prance around each other like 2 ballroom dancers before the first elimination from Dancing With the Stars. "Yeah", said Ed t.C. in a statement to SoFNN. "It is a little like a quick-stepping tango, but Trav is totally full of jive."

And now, a word from our sponsor: Incontinence Society- "Why do we drip? Two words- it Depends!"

Travail, UC News Reporter

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