June 26, 2014: SoFNN Special Report- Independence Day: Turn 7!

News, news, news, from the Sort of Fantastic Network News!!

With all the news that's fit to embellish, we are bringing you the best of the best and the worst of the worst, since we started feeling like it and you started paying attention! Independence Day is underway

Independence Day Action Item: Starcharger Gets Lucky With A Lady!!

- The fortunate commander invaded Lady's Kiss this past cycle, and was rewarded with, er, a Lady's Kiss. Sounds like invading the right planet is its own reward, huh?

Independence Day Second Item: Challenged To A 'Dule'!

- It was a duel at dawn among dual competitors for Dule this past cycle. In the largest FP destroyed battle of Independence Day to date, Sentrion out-Duled Mbomber for possession of the planet.

Independence Third Item: In Tribute To Independence, All HW Still Are!!

- While not unusual in a battle among top commanders, it should be noted that no homeworlds have yet fallen to enemy attack. Whether, and for how long, that trend continues is a subject of interesting debate among galactic bookmakers (Editor's note: And not the type of 'bookmakers' in the best-sellers business.)

And now, a word from our sponsor: Depressed Dyslexic Physicists- "Still waiting to find the Dog-Particle."

Travail, UC News Reporter

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