December 25, 2014: Bashed! Turn 5-

New Years Bash is underway, and points are about to start accruing!

Action Item: Got Bush!
Breaker went for a beer and got Bush... and it only cost a plate of noz-chos.

Action Item: Has-Bene!
Gentleman Gimak with a new conquest- offers his Bene-diction to his new subjects.

We'd like to thank our sponsor, Slow Cap Ship Construction Svcs.- "Speed kills! Why else would they call it 'terminal velocity', right?!"

Travail, UC News Reporter

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