February 11, 2019: New News Is Good News, Turn 16

Turn 16 Mega News-- All the news, none of the boos!

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

- Placid Platypus took on the runaway defense spending of Worry's End, ending that particular worry. Reports are that he chipped the paint on one of his GPA's in the process.

The Rule of Law!

- Murphy's Law ruled the roost at Murphy, at least for Commander Klosh. The Hulk (of Grey) continues to maraud successfully, capturing both Murphy and Gar en Nar this past tick.

Meteo-Right and Wrong!

- The largest battle of the tick took place at Twin Meteorites, where Commander Sredda fought uphill against Starcharger's entrenched, prepared forces. The last reported transmission from the attack fleet was the following: "Wait... that's no moon. It's an ORN MOON GUN sta....aaaaaah!!!"

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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