June 2, 2019: News Addicts' Mega News
Mega News-- Turn 2!
Liliput In Its Tiny, Little Place!
- Ubones unleashed his force on Li-li-fu, showing them a little of that ole Zenrin-fu. The natives turned over control to their new overlord happily when he spared all of the civilian population!
Zada Offers More Than Nada!
- The defenses of Zada gave a rather rough welcome to the liberating forces of Commander Koneko this past tick. Telekinetically-powered tanks and a bike carried the battle, though with moderate losses. (Editor's note: Too bad they weren't Precog tanks and bikes.)
For The Night Is Dark And Full Of Shade!
- Nozamamaster Malagster sent his forces into Nightshade, scoring a resounding victory against the indigenous troops. Early reports suggest the coopted military apparatus is getting set to crank out nozama fighters to propel further expansion.
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Travail, UC News Reporter