June 20, 2019: News Addicts' Mega News

Mega News-- Feeding Frenzy, Turn 32!

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Harvest Pie, That's Farstar!

- Commander Farstar crushed the defenses at Harvestmoon this past cycle, making sure the hapless natives got their recommended daily dose of Xiron.

Yaddra Yadda Yadda!

- The galaxy seems much smaller these days, especially as commanders vie for worlds before the Feeding Frenzy ends. Collisions and collusions abound, including what looks to be one at Yaddra, as the Placidest of Platypi crashed some ships into Ubones' assembled mighty fist. More seem likely. Placid Platypus told our reporter: "Welp. The future sure ain't what it used to be."

Well, That Was Cracky!

- An infinita went to Kraki this past tick, and fought an uphill battle against a small outpost of Starcharger's. It fought alone on the last two rounds of combat, and has been dubbed "The Fodder That Would Not Die."

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Travail, UC News Reporter

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