July 12, 2020: Every-So-Often Acutron News Network

Infinita, Turns 22 and 23!

Always Darkest Before The Dawn (In A Nebula)!

A massive fleet of stealth fighters ripped into CNM Commander *Redacted's* home world of Dark Nebula last cycle, under the command of Also-CNM Commander Trebor. The durable and pluck fighters, massed together for safety in this galaxy bursting with Infinitas crashing about, carried the day. *Redacted* was reached for comment, but, er, it was redacted.

Shock Waves Ripple Through Spacetime at Aquillae!

The very fabric of the universe shuddered under the immense forces brought to bear at Aquillae this past cycle. Both commanders River and Flatpack brought the serious boom, and the knock-down, drag-out could be heard as far away as Amida, out on the rim. Once could say that, with one Infinita surviving out of nine (NINE!) in the fight, that the rest of us had a clear view of the Infinite-a.

Accretion Disc Gets Expansion Pack!

Yet another humongous battle was fought this cycle at Accretion, with a prolonged fight which went down to the wire. At the end of the attack, Habig planted his flag on Accretion, having beaten the forces of Jodos into submission in a victory costly to both commanders.

This news update sponsored by the Feline Physicist Foundation: "It's all about string theory, okay?"

Travail, UC News Reporter

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