July 18, 2020: Every-So-Often Acutron News Network

Infinita, Turn 29!

The Fight Turned Into a Hairball!

Mighty Entradashar Commander Hair10 fought an epic battle in defense of his HW against Swarm Master Dr_Sci this past cycle. A near-record number of suicide fighters did, er, just that.

Conquest Is Job One, Defense Is Secundos!

Swamp Beastie Boy Arillus moved heaven, earth, and everything except the HC-8 kitchen sink to Secundos this past cycle to annihilate the attack force of Commander Zen. The Zenrin Master-led fleet was no match for the 15 WRECKERS (Seriously: 15 RC Wreckers??), 10 Org4's, and punch-packing carriers that brought them there. In this reporter's opinion, if someone says they've got some swampland to sell you, don't take them up on it!

No Strain At Andromeda!

Embattled Fleet Admiral Starcharger's probing fighter was blown out of the sky by Solitar's defense fleets, even as he came under what appears to be an unexpected, multi-pronged series of attacks by Orn Ree. As Infinitas continue to crash here and there, the galaxy seems smaller than ever as commanders range far to find territory for their empires.

This news update sponsored by the Producers of the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" and the Director of "I Know What You Did Last Summer", who have released a new movie titled: "I Know What You Did in Your Sister's Pants Last Summer."

Travail, UC News Reporter

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